Why I Stay (another faith-promoting chiasmus!)
Because if I left the Church my wife’d kill me— and who knows, polygamy might come back! Besides, I’ve been a Mormon for so long I can’t... Read more.
Dog at Work
Pumping out pups was pleasurable union work, with minimal butt-kissing. Methodical (but far from boring), it left Dog’s mind free for multi-multi-tasking, as the... Read more.
Pups and Cats
Half the pups were happy to hear that Dog could still chase cats (or cat, generally speaking). Dog said their next life would be just like this one, only better—... Read more.