by R. A. Christmas
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Dog had his paws full.
He’d run Bad Pup off
because Bad wanted
his job (and glory) but
Bad took a third of
of a litter with him.
There was hell to pay,
with Bad (The Usurper)
messing with a new
kennel, claiming that
this was how things
had always been done.
Well, not exactly. In the
past (there’d been eons
of it) Dog had handled
the staging of kennels
himself, and overall,
things worked well.
He’d had problems
with the casts at times,
but nothing this serious.
This was flat out rebellion,
new kennels were at risk,
more pups led astray.
Dog’s Continuation
Obedience School was
stemming the damage,
but he was criticized
for not killing Bad Pup
and just moving on.
On the bright side
(which there was always)
Dog now had a permanent
rival he could schlep from
kennel to kennel forever—
to do the sketchy stuff.
He could chain Bad up
for 1,000 years (toward
the ends) get some R & R,
then turn the pooch loose
for some futile mayhem
at the Grand Finales.