Looking for yet another binge-watch time sink? If you haven’t gotten to The Good Place yet, go there. Among the many joys of the afterlife-themed sitcom are the pause-or-you’ll-miss-’em restaurant names like “Ponzu Scheme” and “Biscotti Pippen” and “(Everything) on a Stick.”
Which begs the question: What if Kristen Bell and Ted Danson were in a Mormon afterlife? Where would they go to get nourished and strengthened? It’s one of those eternal questions that defies easy answers. But here are a few.
Gadianton Lobster
General Authority Tso’s
Gird Up Your Sirloins
Golden Plates Corral
Herod Antipasto
Holland Oats
Hummus a Hymn
International House O’ Postates
Jarom Omnivore
Joseph Fielding Schnitzel
Journal of Dish Courses
Keep Sweets
Kentucky Fried Cumom
Koka Kolob
Korihorchata
Kumquat Ye Saints
