Looking for yet another binge-watch time sink? If you haven’t gotten to The Good Place yet, go there. Among the many joys of the afterlife-themed sitcom are the pause-or-you’ll-miss-’em restaurant names like “Ponzu Scheme” and “Biscotti Pippen” and “(Everything) on a Stick.”
Which begs the question: What if Kristen Bell and Ted Danson were in a Mormon afterlife? Where would they go to get nourished and strengthened? It’s one of those eternal questions that defies easy answers. But here are a few.
Quiche Cumin
Quorum on the Quob
Ramen Umptom
Real Leaf Society
Root Beer of All Evil
Rustle ‘Em Nelson’s
S’more o’ Cumorah
Sacrament on a Stick
Sadduceefood
Saturday Evening Postum
Seconds Coming!
Seer Scone
Shiz Sandwich
Small Plates of Nephi
Sons of Persimmon
Sturgeon on the Mount
Swirl of Great Price
Tamale Mormon
Tarshish Kabob
TCBYU
Telestial Seasonings
Texas Wardhouse
TGI Frysauce
Thai Thing
300° of Glory
Timed and Seasoned
Unpardonable Cinnabon
Waffle House of Israel
Weberschnitzel
Whataburden
White & Delightsome Castle
Wokked & Wokked & Wokked & Wokked
Zarahempseed
