Looking for yet another binge-watch time sink? If you haven’t gotten to The Good Place yet, go there. Among the many joys of the afterlife-themed sitcom are the pause-or-you’ll-miss-’em restaurant names like “Ponzu Scheme” and “Biscotti Pippen” and “(Everything) on a Stick.”
Which begs the question: What if Kristen Bell and Ted Danson were in a Mormon afterlife? Where would they go to get nourished and strengthened? It’s one of those eternal questions that defies easy answers. But here are a few.
Aaronic Hydroponic
Adamondi Almonds
Almaretto
Anti-Nephi Meat Pies
Applebeehives
Baptismal Fondue
Braised to the Man
Brig Ham
Buffalo Wild Beasts
Burger King Benjamin’s
Carthage Gelato
Cheeses in America
Chick-Fil-Ippians
Choose The Rice
Chowder Darkness
Chuck-A-Ronic
Consecrated Olive Garden
David O. McCake
Decafé
Denny’s of Iniquity
Dessert Industries
Dijon Debaptiste
Dunkin’ Converts
Emma Nem’s
Ether Bathket
Ezra Taft Dim Sum
