Because if I left the Church my wife’d kill me— and who knows, polygamy might come back! Besides, I’ve been a Mormon for so long I can’t even imagine not being one. And, finally and frankly, I stay because I …
Tag: R. A. Christmas
Dog at Work
Pumping out pups was pleasurable union work, with minimal butt-kissing. Methodical (but far from boring), it left Dog’s mind free for multi-multi-tasking, as the line moved slowly, parts came and went, and looked the same (more or less). In a way, Dog was a lot like your average working stiff. He’d just been at it …
Pups and Cats
Half the pups were happy to hear that Dog could still chase cats (or cat, generally speaking). Dog said their next life would be just like this one, only better— which meant lots of cats. The pups’ other halves weren’t half so happy, but didn’t bark, as long as this was kept quiet. It had …
Four Paws Full
by R. A. Christmas Or right-click here to download the audio file: Four Paws Full Dog had his paws full. He’d run Bad Pup off because Bad wanted his job (and glory) but Bad took a third of of a litter with him. There was hell to pay, with Bad (The …
I Was Raised by Communists!
By R. A. Christmas Thank God—because my sweet grandpa admired Senator Bob Taft, disliked FDR, and was all for “shipping the Negroes back to Africa,” and my sour grandpa would back me into a corner of his warehouse, and tell me I didn’t know how to work, and why he hated the …